Subject: Win95 vs Jesus Christ

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of
publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the
Saviour of the Computer Industry.  If you have less than half a
brain, you probably believe it.  Could it be?  YOU decide.

Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour,
Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus                                   Windows 95

Said, "Surely I come quickly."          Has been promised "any day now."

Is taking a lot longer to               Is taking a lot longer to
actually arrive                         actually arrive.

Can walk on water.                      Can crawl on a 486.

Sits in judgement at the                Will be used to judge Bill
pearly gates.                           Gates.

Bible says, "In Him, all                Windows 95 doesn't even run
things are possible."                   all possible Windows apps.

Started life as a carpenter.            Turns perfectly good
                                        computers into furniture.

Born in a manger.                       Resembles something found
                                        in a barn.

Remembered for protecting the weak.     Has weak memory protection.

Was raised from the dead.               Was created from Windows 3.1.

Jesus performed great works             Windows 95 multitasking
for the multitudes                      performance barely works.

Jesus has no sin.                       Windows 95 has no shame.


Again, YOU decide!

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