Below are the "Top 10 Reasons To Buy Windows 95" as delivered by Guy
Kawasaki during David Nagel's keynote address at Macworld Boston.

10) Do you know how much it costs to furnish a 35,000 square
    foot house in Seattle?

9) You always wanted Microsoft to maintain a database of
    your hard drive.

8) The access number for AOL is always busy, so you'd rather
    join Microsoft Network.

7) Fewer Mac sales will mean you can get the 8100 you
    ordered 7 months ago.

6) You finally have an excuse to upgrade your system.

5) You want to plug and plug and plug.
    (You don't mind waiting for the play?)

4) Your mom is a Mercedes dealer in Seattle.

3) Internet is too full of information, so you'd like Bill
    Gates to decide what you should see.

2) You think the Justice Department should be fighting
    monopolies not crime.

1) Bob '95


Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: wutka@netcom.com (Mark Wutka)
Date: Sun, 20 Aug 95 3:20:03 EDT

Top 10 Rolling Stones songs that would be more appropriate than
"Start Me Up" for the Windows '95 commercial

10. Just My Imagination

 9. I'm Going Down

 8. Let It Bleed

 7. Gimme Shelter

 6. Bitch

 5. Shattered

 4. Play With Fire

 3. (I can't get no) Satisfaction

 2. You Can't Always Get What you Want

... and number one ...

 1. 19th Nervous Breakdown



Date: 09-27-94, 16:37
From: Phil Kamerer
Subj: Win95 Top List

The Top 11 Things People Think The "95" In Windows '95
    REALLY Stands For

11) The percentage of Windows95 that will be complete on
    the shipping date.

10) The number floppies it will ship on.

 9) The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their
    hardware.

 8) The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.

 7) The number of pages in the *EASY-INSTALL* version of the
    manual.

 6) The percentage of existing windows programs that won't
    run on the new Operating System.

 5) The number of minutes to install.

 4) The number of calls to tech support before you can get
    it to run.

 3) The number of people who will actually PAY for the
    upgrade.

 2) The number Mhz required for the OS to run.

 And now the #1 thing people think the 95 in Windows95
 stands for...  (Drum roll please...)

 1) The year it was *DUE* to ship from the beginning...

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