HUMOROS2.ZIP - A collection of funny computer-related items

To keep anyone from flooding one folder with over 30
files, I have divided these items into six directories by
subject.  If you preserve paths when you unZIP the files,
they will be separated as shown below:

COMPARE         = comparisons of systems and languages
  airports.txt  - Operating systems seen as airplanes
  autolang.txt  - Programmming languages modeled as cars
  dosfish.txt   - A hilarious parable - READ THIS ONE!
  os_wars.txt   - A contest, in the "style" of the WWF.
  topten.txt    - Top ten reasons to buy OS/2 or NT
  winwait.txt   - A song about waiting for 95 (filk)

MSOFT           = Jokes about Microsoft
  bob.txt       - Sorry, Robert, MS copyrights "Bob"
  goodnews.txt  - End of the world as seen by Clinton, Yeltsin, and Gates
  joe_bob.txt   - Software for "Good Ol' Boys"
  ms_buy95.txt  - Microsoft purchases 1995
  ms_rome.txt   - Microsoft purchases the Vatican
  ms_sedan.txt  - Microsoft Cars (tm)
  prophit.txt   - Thou shalt not... according to Bill
  winfood.txt   - Microsoft Food (tm)

OS2JOKES        = Jokes relating to OS/2
  dougnews.txt  - Doug Azzarito's News from Spring (95) Comdex
  muad_dib.txt  - Paul Muad'Dib's rules of righteous OS/2 usage
  os2_tags.txt  - A collection of OS/2 tag lines
  patton.txt    - Speaking to the troops

OTHER           = Miscellaneous
  12_steps.txt  - Avoid PC addiction
  drive_pc.txt  - What if people treated computers like they do cars?
  foxsocks.txt  - A must for all Dr. Seuss fans!
  pets.txt      - People for the Ethical Treatment of Software

PENTIUM         = Stuff about the ailing Pentium chips
  newbugs.txt   - Even MORE bugs discovered!
  pentjoke.txt  - A long collection of somewhat tired jokes
  pent_hal.txt  - If the HAL 9000 (from "2001") ran on a Pentium

WINJOKES        = Windows, Chicago, and '95
  chain95.txt   - Windows 95 chain letter
  cool_95.txt   - Freeze those users!
  recipe95.txt  - Cook up a turkey
  saviour.txt   - Is Windows 95 the Second Coming?
  topwin95.txt  - Top Ten lists on Windows 95
  trek_95.txt   - On the bridge of the Enterprise with Windows 95
  winever.txt   - Just a slight name change...
  winstuns.txt  - Windows 95 brings amazing changes!
  win_40.txt    - Ziff-Davis re-writes the rulebook for Chicago


Have Fun!
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