OS/2 Tagline Textfile!!!

A feature is a bug with seniority.
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
I am the Viper.  I come to Vipe the Vindows.
Any given program, once running, is obsolete. (i.e., Dos and Windoze 3.11)
You will be held hostage by the radical group called Micro$oft
OS/2 Virus Scan: Found MS Windows, delete (Y/Y)
Windows not found: <C>heer <P>arty <D>ance
Error #0034 Windows not loaded. Superior OS found. Loading OS/2 ....
DOSSHELL? Of course DOS is hell.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features...
Windows Error 001:  Windows loaded.  System in danger.
OS/2 - Half its OS tied behind its back... just to make it fair.
I'm not a computer expert, but I play one on Fidonet.
OS/2 Definitely not your father's Oldsmobile....
Sorry, don't have those problems anymore. I run OS/2.
And God said, "If only I'd had OS/2, just 1 day to create Earth"
Windows NT has now sold 5 copies.  Bill bought another one.
Why did they name Windows 4 after the WINDY city?
Difference between a virus and windows: Viruses don't fail.
OS/2 vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
Hey it's a new day, isn't it time for another NT CSD?
And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."
Micro$oft promises, OS/2 delivers
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Micro$oft gives you Windows...OS/2 gives you the whole house
Windows '95, aka DOS 7+Windows 3.12
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
80486 500Mhz. Don't you smell something burning?
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive?
Sysop goes berserk...Shoots user....GIF at 11!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
If you want a Galaxy class PC cruiser, "OS/2" is it!
HHeellpp.. II''mm ssttuucckk iinn hhaallff--dduupplleexx.
Math Problems?  Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)C]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
And God said: E = 2mv2 - Ze2/r ...and there *WAS* light!
OS/2 and PC-DOS 7.0 -- Microsoft free in '95!
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a SysOp is watching you.
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE!
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses DO something.
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors
Windows found - Use Real Operating System? Y/y/a
OS/2 2.1: Love at first click
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.11!
OS/2 the future!
Do they realize Windows '95 is named after the Windy City?
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
My gosh, what's that high pitched squeal and grinding from the HD?
Brought to you by the letters O, and S, and by the number 2.
DOS 6.22: Yesterday's operating system, today!
Windows users prefer to be called Technically Challenged
Windows '95 will be THE show stopper...  If you run the show on it!
OS/2 - It's like perfomance tires for your computer!
Turn your 486 into a gameboy, use Windows.
Use Windows and turn your 486 into a XT
I've used Windows apps but I didn't inhale
Know what I like about Windows? Not a DAMN thing!
Windows Error: 004 -- Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Why wait for Windows 95 or Cairo when there already is OS/2?
Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.
Microsoft motto: "DOS isn't done until Lotus won't run"
"                                  " - [cloaked tagline]
I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a test crash dummy for Windows
OS/2:  Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object!
NT - As stable as Ted Kennedy on a narrow wooden bridge.
Operate at a higher level with OS/2!
SCAN 9.18V107: Found WINDOWS [Win] -- Remove it? [Y/n]
Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT?
Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS
Page your SysOp at 3a.m. and learn new words...
Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
Windows: training wheels for OS/2
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes
Windows 3.11: A genuine imitation multi-tasker
OS/2, The Rolls Royce on the Information Superhighway
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of OS/2.
OS/2 for Windows: The only way to REALLY patch Windows.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
My other computer is a Sparc Station.
Difference between Windows & a virus? A Virus is free
C:\OS2\Run;C:\OS2\Run\DOS;C:\OS2\Run\Windows;C:\Me\Toss\Windows
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ...
It's mathematical: (uNsTable - NT) = usable
Use 2 computers to multitask in Windows
Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore...
OS/2 isn't perfect, but it's damn close to it....
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows but about opening new doors.
Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows...
Windows & Communism: They keep waiting, but it never delivers.
"I believe OS/2...to be the most important OS...of all time" Gates '87
OS/2 the best operating system
If speed scares you, try Windows...
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2!
"Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!"
"But soft, what code through yonder Windows breaks?"
I FELT something was wrong. Multitasking causes schizophrenia.
Windoze for Workgroups: Why crash 1 when you can crash 6?
SET RESTARTOBJECTS=DON'TRESTARTTHEONETHATCRASHED!
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
Friends don't let friends use Windows!
Windows only crashes ITSELF under OS/2.
There's nothing wrong with Windows a reformat won't fix!
Hey Bill, I've upped my standards to OS/2.  Now UP YOURS!
If at first you don't succeed, call it NT.
Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars!   Install Windows!
Windows never goes fast enough for the sudden stops to be fatal.
c:\windows\run\crash>fdisk...<REBOOT>...Loading OS/2...
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY
Bugs come in through Open Windows
OS/2 - Find out how Objects can make your Computing Easier!
I always use Windows to run my comm softwae+PS>>a+N.-]m NO CARRIER
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
Windows '95? At the end of the information hype way.
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
Sooner or later...  you'll run OS/2.
I Drive OS/2 'cause I'm sick of being a Crash Dummy !
But soft, what code through yonder Windows breaks?
"Windws is ine for bckground communiaions." -- Bll Gats, 192
Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
OS/2 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System.
Wow, my XT almost keeps up with my typing.
Windows: The Least Pirated piece of software ever made.
Sysop: 1. [noun] One who reconfigures.
Windows 95?  Been there.  I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
Have you demanded *your* OS/2 app this month? Be heard!
Get OS/2 2.1 on your system before the other 16 bits rust
Join Team OS/2!  Mail teamos2@vnet.ibm.com for information
OS/2: Open the *real* window to the future
My best view through a window was from OS/2
Get more out of Windows:  Use OS/2
The OS/2 Shareware BBS - 703-385-4325 - Fido 1:109/347
Call Indelible Blue for all your OS/2 needs: 1-800-776-8284

Hope these help you.
From: Keife Earley
Spect, 1:3651/69 Fido, 81:140/69 OS/2 Net

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