James A. Jones - The Simple Board - 1:3800/24

From the home office in Baton Rouge, Louisiana: JJ's Top Ten

Top Ten ways to spot an OS/2 fanatic:

10. Will only drink coffee from an OS/2 mug.
 9. When forced to use a DOS machine, constantly hitting ALT-ESC and cursing.
 8. Tries in vain to get the right mouse button to work in Windows.
 7. Tells spouse, "Not tonight, I'm multitasking."
 6. Giggles uncontrollably when overhearing DOS users talk of QEMM woes.
 5. Carries around 3-page hard copy of CONFIG.SYS.
 4. Constantly hounding hardware manufacturers for OS/2 drivers.
 3. Walks, chews gum, and reads "OS/2 Unleashed" all at the same time.
 2. Writes letters to MacUser and AmigaWorld asking for more OS/2 coverage.

And the number one way to spot an OS/2 fanatic:
 1. Replaced "Baby on Board" sign with "Honk if you love OS/2!"

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From the home office in Baton Rouge, Louisiana - JJ's Top Ten

Top Ten reasons why you should buy Windows NT over OS/2:

10. NT is bigger, so it must be better!
 9. None of that silly object-oriented stuff.
 8. For only $295, you too can be an NT beta tester!
 7. Good excuse to buy that bigger hard drive you've been wanting.
 6. Now you can run all those 32-bit NT apps!
 5. Never worry about wearing out that right mouse button.
 4. No confusing shadows to get in the way.
 3. Cheating not allowed in NT Solitaire.
 2. Two words:  File Manager.

And the number one reason you should buy Windows NT over OS/2:
 1. Bill Gates could really use the money.

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