You know, Da one skill (other than marketing) dat the Microsoft 
guys have over our friends in Boca Raton was making really nifty 
boot-up bitmaps, like da ones dat Windows tree-one and Windows 
Nearly Terminal (NT) have.  Can't dose guys in IBM Marketing hire 
one of the same guys dat Microsoft used to create dose things?  
Or maybe we could kidnap the guy..  Or maybe we could get Ditka 
to do it.  Or maybe Ditka could lead a small task force of his 
former team...  DA BEARS - - - To break into Microsoft 
Headquarters in Redmond and force da Microsoft graphic artists to
do our bidding.  They would trow da entire Redmond National
Guard, and perhaps a large UN peacekeeping force at dem, but
nothing short of drugging their pre-raid Kielbasas would stop dis
mighty force of nature.

So, ENJOY!  

Bob Zworski
Leader, Founder and President of The OS/2 Superfans 
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