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2        Earth
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3        Mountain View
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4        Sun Microsystems
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5        California
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6        Silicon Valley
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20       burns up
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30       freezes
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40       falls into the sun
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50       and everybody dies.
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60       and almost everybody dies.
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70       is struck by
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71       a giant comet and
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72       lightening and
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73       a radioactive Soviet satellite and
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80       destroyed.
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90       saved.
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100      not destroyed but
	110 120 0
110      everyone dies.
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120      almost everyone dies.
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130      scientists
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140      invent
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150      discover
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160      tiny
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165      multidimensional
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170      giant
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180      is attacked by
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185      is paid a diplomatic visit by
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190      tiny
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195      gay
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200      giant
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210      Martian
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220      Lunar
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230      Betelgeusian
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240      extragalactic
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250      bugs
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260      reptiles
	300 0
270      mechanical devices
	300 0
280      superpersons
	300 0
290      icky things
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300      that
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305      want our hot tubs
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310      want our women
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315      want our gasoline stations
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320      are friendly.
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330      are friendly but misunderstood
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340      misunderstand us
	390 0
350      understand us all too well
	390 0
360      look upon us only as a source of nourishment
	380 390 0
370      and take a few and leave.
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375      but can't find any
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376      so they leave.
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380      and eat us.
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390      and are
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400      radioactive
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402      transparent
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405      unusually bad smelling
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407      unbelievably ugly
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409      truly cosmic
	420 0
410      not radioactive
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420      and
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430      can be killed by
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440      cannot be killed by
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450      a crowd of peasants with torches.
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460      the
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461      Army.
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462      Navy.
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463      Air Force.
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464      Marine Corps.
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465      Coast Guard.
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470      the atomic bomb.
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480      the atomic bomb
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490      the
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491      Army
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492      Navy
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493      Air Force
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494      Marine Corps
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495      Coast Guard
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500      a crowd of peasants with torches
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503      little kids with water pistols
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510      so scientists invent a weapon
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520      that fails
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530      that kills them.
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540      that turns them into disgusting lumps.
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550      but they die from catching chicken pox.
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560      so they kill us.
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570      so they put us under a benign dictatorship.
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580      so they eat us.
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590      but
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600      a cute little kid convinces them people are O.K.
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610      a priest talks to them of God
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620      they fall in love with this beautiful girl
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630      and they die.
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640      and they leave.
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650      and they turn into disgusting lumps.
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660      and they get married and live happily forever after.
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