4
Hey,
Hey, you
Why, you
You

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anchovy eating
brain damaged
festering
foul smelling
hideous
mongoloid
pitiful
putrid
scum sucking
simpering
slimy
third degree
thoroughly pizzled
totally abominable
vile
worthless

11
halfwit! 
heap of manure! 
idiot! 
imbecile! 
jackass! 
moron! 
pig! 
pig! 
son of a bitch! 
swine! 
turtle turd! 

3
Knowing you as a
Since you're a
You

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disgusting
filthy minded
gravy sucking
mediocre
perfectly incompetent
rancid
rank
rotten
sickening
sleazy
smoldering
thoroughly inferior
tin plated
truly obnoxious
villainous

11
bastard,
fool,
jerk,
load of excrement,
mangled baby duck,
pile of feces,
scum bag of humanity,
soul of foulness and inhumanity,
submoron,
thalidomide mutant,
waste of human flesh,

6
even the thought of you makes me
if I ever see you again I'll
when I see you I
when I smell you I
when your stench pervades the air I
you make me

6
feel compelled to
feel I should
have an uncontrollable urge to
want to
wish I could
wonder why I don't

17
blow my cookies. 
blow up your car. 
commit gross abominations. 
contribute to the society for the prevention of whatever it is you are. 
cringe. 
cry. 
defecate. 
go into a convulsive fit. 
lose my breakfast. 
mumble. 
puke. 
reconfigure your face with an ice pick. 
retch horribly. 
retch. 
roll over and die. 
throw up. 
vomit. 

8
Could you please do us all a favor and
Is there any truth to the rumor that you plan to
Is there some reason you refuse to
When are you going to
When will you realize the best thing for you to do is to
Why don't you
Would you be so kind as to
Would you please

14
drop dead
drink a banana slug pukeshake
find a rock to crawl under
french kiss a mule
go away
go write an RPG program
hang yourself by the neck
leave
play jacks on Interstate 280
shower with brillo pads
slither back into the swamp
stick your head where the sun won't shine
swell up like a rotten fish
take up chasing banana trucks on US 101

7
and bring joy back to my life?
and fill a much needed gap in someone else's life?
and improve the air quality in this area?
and leave me in peace?
and make this a better world?
and never darken my door again?
and revert to your elemental form?
