How to Talk like a Pirate
Pirate Talk
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You can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty **1**, 
threatening everyone by waving yer **2** sword 
in the air, but until ye learn to **3** like a pirate, 
ye'll never be **4** accepted as an authentic 
**5**. So here's what ye do: cleverly work into yer 
daily conversations **6** pirate phrases such as 
"Ahoy there, **7**," "Avast ye **8**," 
and "Shiver me **9**." Remember to drop all yer "g"s  
when ye say words such as sailin, spittin, and fighten. This will 
give ye a/an **10** start to  being recognized as a 
swashbucklin **11**. Once ye have the lingo down 
pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered **12** on yer 
head, stash a/an **13** in yer pants, and keep a/an 
**14** perched atop yer **15**. Aye, 
now ye be a real pirate!
