Don't Marry a Bisexual Woman             /
Composed By: Dr. Strangebrain/JiNX      /
Digitally Mastered By: DeepThroat/JiNX /
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Verse 1
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I saw Joe at the bar.
Head hung so low, it almost touched the tar.

I said "Hey Joe, what's wrong?"
And he told me a story, and shit it was long.

He said "I was ready, to leave my bride,
For my little bit on the side.
But I ran into some strife,
You see my mistress has just run off with my wife."

Chorus
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Boys don't marry a bisexual woman.
'Cause it ain't all kinky threesomes.
And in a party of two girls and one man.
The first to go is the first who cums.

Verse 2
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I said "Hey Joe, you prick!
Those girls left you 'cause you've got a small dick.
You should've stuck with your wife.
Yeah you couldn't satisfy two girls in all of your life."

I said "Men are from mars, women from venus.
They've got bigger tongues than your tiny penis.
While you were out with the boys playing poker,
Your girls were together licking labium-loca."

Chorus (twice, second time Strangebrain harmony)
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Boys don't marry a bisexual woman.
'Cause it ain't all kinky threesomes.
And in a party of two girls and one man.
The first to go is the first who cums.

Ending
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... the first to cum.
