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To defend yourself against assholes and dumb fuckers of all ages and kinds is
easier than you think. In three hours time you can transform your spiffy
front garden into a nice moon surface, as soon as the dork comes even near
your new car. Even the cops won't get through, if they come to arrest you !
Before you rush off to construct everything in this file, blow away the
door to your school's lab, and grab everything inside. You'll need it.

We'll start with some nice first-level defence. These aren't very difficult to
evade however. If you expect what to get, that is.
Bury some mines in your front porch, and on the garden path. Making them
is even easier then eating a banana- and safer ;)

 What you'll need:      a step-on switch
                        a fuse (not necessary)
                        a car battery
                        some wire
                        black powder

 Here's the scheme:

                                         <---   walk direction
                  ---------------------#---------------
                      @@@@@@@==========#
                      @@@@@@@

Where # is the step-on switch, = the wires and @@@ the box full of black powder.
You should tie the two ends of the wire together, as there will be a spark.
This spark can be flicked over to the fuse, or directly to the black powder.

You MUST place the explosive one or two meters away from the switch, as
there is a small delay. The higher the burn rate of the gunpowder, the
shorter the distance between switch and bomb should be.
I tested this baby out myself, and it did work.





    normally here would be displayed a nice ASCII picture of
    a self made bow-trap, but since the picture couldn't been
    scanned at the time of this release, there isn't any

    hopefully in the next release...



Another nice boobytrap is one with electricity. Very efficient, and not
very expensive. You just need wire and a wall-outlet of, let's say, 220
volt. This trap works best in spring or summer, when the little fuckers
who you want to keep out of your garden wear shorts. If they don't,
well... just put the wires on face-height.
Look here:

	 |
	 |	   O		     --head
	 |	 /-|-\				    1  Wall Socket
	 |	 | | |		     --arms	    2  Electric Wire
	 |	 o | o	   2			    3  Stick to hold the
  O======|======================|3   --knees!!	       electric wire up
1	 |_______/___\__________|__

That shouldn't be too difficult. Unfortunatly, this trap doesn't kill
anyone.

Another option is to make some nice smoke bombs, so that the intruder
doesn't see what's awaiting his presence. Of course you can make this
smoke poisonous, but that's stupid, because he will be dead in some
minutes, so you can't test your other traps.
Make a nice fosfor bomb ! Let the fucker feel that he's not where he
wants to be, and burn him up.
If you want to make a smoke bomb, you can choose any color you like.
Just look out that the smoke doesn't smell bad, so that your victim
doesn't run away to hide or so. Here are some formulas for colors:


WHITE:  potassium chlorate   9       YELLOW: paranitraniline     10
        zinc dust            7               potassium chlorate   5
        sulfur flour         3               lactrose             5
        sodium carbonate     1
        

BLACK:  black powder      10         GREEN:  potassium chlorate  4
        coal tar           4                 red arsenic         4
        powdered charcoal  3                 sulfur flour        4
        salpeter           2                 antimony sulfide    4
        parrafin           1                 black powder FFF    4


RED:    paranitraniline red  12
        potassium chlorate    4
        lactose               4

There are plenty of more ways to make these colors, but these are the
easiest. If you can't get one of the substancies, just bash the door to
your school lab again.


That's it for this time.... more texts will follow very soon- and bigger
ones too.

                                                PRODiGY
