3 	- 0  MOD_UNKNOWN (all sorts of things..)
%S Perished.
%S didn't live.
%S has gone onto a better place.
4 	- 1  Killed by Blaster
%S was blasted by %A.
%S feels embarrassed that %A killed %U with the blaster.
%A gave %S an enema with %E blaster.
How did you get killed by %A's Blaster, %S?
3 	- 2  Shotgun.
%A filled %S so full of lead, you could use %U as a pencil.
%S was plastered by %A's shotgun.
%S was gunned down by %A.
5 	- 3  Super shotgun.
%A showed %S how big %E shotgun really was!
%S was blown away by %A's super shotgun.
%A shoved %E Super Shotgun up %S's ass, and pulled the trigger.
After %A blew half of %S's body away, %T decided to die.
"Red Rover kicks ass" is the last thing %S said before %A blew %W head off.
3 	- 4  Machine gun
%S was machinegunned by %A.
%A tries out %E best Rambo impersonation and busts a cap in %S.
%S didn't look like much of anything after being gunned down by %A's machinegun.
3 	- 5  Chain gun
%S was cut in half by %A's chaingun.
%A made %S look like a piece of swiss cheese.
%A drilled %S with %E chain gun.
2 	- 6  Grenade launcher hit
%S was popped by %A's grenade.
%S was a statistic once %A's grenade hit %T.
2 	- 7  Grenade launcher blast damage
%S was shredded by %A's shrapnel.
%S couldn't run away from %A's almighty grenade blast.
5 	- 8  Rocket hit
%S ate %A's rocket.
%A felt %S needed a rocket up the ass more than %T did.
%A's rocket made minchmeat out of %S.
All %A could see was %S's body parts being splattered all over the wall by %E rocket.
%S rode %A's rocket.
7	- 9  Rocket blast damage
As %A's rocket exploded nearbye, all %S could hear in %W head was, "Run Forest, Run!!"
%S almost dodged %A's rocket.
%S couldn't withstand the wrath of %A's rocket blast.
Don't cry %S, %A's rocket barely gotcha.
%S didn't see %A launching rockets right next to %U.
%A gave %S a piece of his rocket.
%S got burnt by %A's rocket.
4	- 10 Hyperblaster
%S was melted by %A's hyperblaster.
%S wasn't fast enough to dodge %A hyperblaster.
%A's hyperblaster made %S remember a wet dream %T had last night.
%S was hyperblasted so fast by %A that %T pissed %W pants before dying.
5 	- 11 Rail gun
%S was railed by %A.
%S was sniped by %A.
Being the marksman that %B is, %A rails %S.
%S was erased by %A.
%S is too slow to dodge %A's railgun.
1	- 12 BFG effect
%S couldn't hide from %A's BFG.
1	- 13 BFG Laser
%S was disintegrated by %A's BFG blast.
1	- 14 BFG Blast
%S almost dodged %A's BFG.
4	- 15 I am just counting them, to make sure there are enough
%S caught %A's handgrenade.
%S blew up like the Hindenburg because of %A's grenade.
%S tried to catch %A's grenade, but failed.
%S thought %A's hand grenade was a pineapple. Guess it wasn't.
3	- 16
%S didn't see %A's handgrenade.
%S wishes %T was invulnerable to handgrenades.
%S caught a little too much of %A's grenade shrapnel.
8	- 17
%S sank like a rock.
%S forgot how to swim.
%S ran out of breath.
%S wishes %T was a fish.
%S forgot to go up for air.
%S lives with the fishes now.
%S tried to grow gills, but failed.
%S never learned how to doggy paddle.
4	- 18
%S melted.
%S hates slime!
%S mistakenly thought acid was water.
%S mistook the acid for water.
7	- 19
%S takes a hot bath.
%S offered %Wself as a holy sacrifice.
%S remembers the good ol' days before %T melted.
%S is only bones now.
%S skin vaporized, along with %W life.
As %S melted, %T couldn't stop thinking how fun Red Rover was.
%S got cooked.
4	- 20
%S was squished.
%S flattened.
%S suddenly knows how a piece of paper feels.
Aren't pancakes for breakfast %S?
3	- 21
%S tried to invade %A's personal space.
%A couldn't handle %S's body odor.
%A got telefragged by %S.
9	- 22
%S cratered.
%S's parachute didn't work this time.
%S made for a nice pile of gibbs on that hard floor.
%S obviously doesn't understand the Law of Gravity.
%S fell to %W death.
%S didn't survive %T last fall.
%S never took sky diving lessons.
%S made a weird noise as %W head was splattered all over the hard floor.
%S didn't suddenly grow wings and fly like %T hoped.
6	- 23  The "kill" command... ?
%S kills %Uself.
%S chickens out!
%S can't take the pain any longer.
%S finds that killing %Uself is for wussies.
%S makes %Uself a pile of gibbs.
%S spontaneously combusts.
9	- 24  This one applies to ALL self damage (always explosives)
%S blew %Uself up.
%S felt suicide was the only way out.
%S didn't wanna live.
%S hates %Uself.
%S felt life wasn't important any longer.
%S took some of %W own medicine.
%S looked at %Uself and said, "I suck!"
%S didn't know suicide hurt so much!
%S wanted to kill %Uself before someone else did.
1	- 25  Explosives
%S blew up.
1	- 26  Barrels
%S blew up.
1	- 27  MOD_Bomb.. Never played the full game, so i have no idea.
%S ate napalm.
1	- 28  Exit.. probably wont see this one too often.
%S found a way out.
1	- 29  MOD_SPLASH?  I dunno what it is...
%S was in the wrong place, at the wrong time.
1	- 30  Lasers
%S saw the light.
1	- 31  Trigger_hurt.. That sucks.
%S was in the wrong place.
1	- 32  Some generic death... (MOD_HIT, whatever that is)
%S died.
1	- 33  Target_blaster.. probably not in deathmatch games.
%S got blasted.
3	- 34  Grapple
%S got chewed by %A's grappling hook.
%A knew what %S did last summer.
%S ate %A's hook.
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0 %T       = he/she
0 %U       = him/her
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0 5/27/98  Zarzoo added about 75 ridicules.
0 5/31/98  Zarzoo fixed up ridicules, and added about 15 more.
0 6/1/98   Zarzoo fixed errors.
0 8/2/98   Mrs. Butts fixed some more errors.