This program is public domain, and use uh tis entirely at yore own risk.

Fer those uh y'all wonderin how I done been wastin mah time lately, here's
duh answuh. Ah genuine hillbilly filtuh fer yore text files. Aint y'all
overjoyd? Anyway, it works like this:

	jethro <input_file >output_file
	       |           |
	       |           |
	       +-----+-----+
	             |
+--------------------+
|
+-- These little doojiggers is redirecshun symbols. If y'all forget tuh type
em, duh program won't work.

Anothuh possibility is

	cookie | jethro | mo

wheuh y'all pipe duh output uh one program tuh jethro, and duh output uh
jethro tuh mo (yep, it works. Ye DAWGies!!!). Ah testd this usin ah good
collecshun uh Star Trek cookies. Spockisms translate tuh hillbilly-talk
especially well.

Finally, if y'all right want tuh get dementd, try

	jethro <jethro.doc | mo

Aint redirecshun fun?

At any rate, got lots uh fun, and dasent be late fer school.

Duane Paulson
ci922@cleveland.freenet.edu
