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Insult (for Windows)
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version 3.4

Disclaimer
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Warning!!!  This program may be offensive to the following groups of people:

organ donors, apes, Republicans, Democrats, delinquents, humans,
dogs, sheep, ninnies, college students, yes-men, blondes,
[ethnics], postal workers, lawyers, activists, miscreants, 
ditch-diggers, bigots, golfers, con artists, worms, pessimists,
potheads, idiots, optimists, hillbillies, misers, gamers, gang members, 
bovines, joggers, children, newbies, 404s, flower children, hackers
systems analysts, know-it-alls, spam eaters, politicians...
AND MANY MORE!

About Insult
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If you are not in any of these categories, or you are a daring sort
of dude, go ahead and try the program.

Invoking the program with "/?" on the command-line will bring up a
help screen.

Creating Shortcuts
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When (not if) you find that the program has become invaluable to you,
you can create a shortcut on the desktop to it (Win95) or create a
program item for it (Win3.1).  Here's how:

Win95:
  Right-click on the desktop.  Choose "New"..."Shortcut".  Browse to
  find the place where the program resides on your computer.  Click
  "Next >".  Type "Insult" as the description and click "Finish".  Voila!
Win3.1:
  Open or create the Program Manager group you'd like to put insult in.
  Choose "File"..."New".  Choose "Program Item".  Type in the description
  and location of the program.  Click "OK".  Sacre Bleu!

Contact & Donation Info
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If you find this program to be of some use to you, and you would like
to support future bits of silliness like this, a donation of $5.00 (US$)
would be greatly appreciated (although certainly not required).  Please send
all donations, questions, comments, ideas, spiritual insights, etc. to:

                            Brett J. Slone
                            PO Box 27
                            Garner, KY  41817


You can also write me at bjslone@iname.com [and yes, I know you can't
send donations here ;) ].


Copyright and Distribution Notes
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Program and this document Copyright (C)1998 Brett James Slone.
The screen saver can be freely distributed far and wide as long as
*this document accompanies it*. Please do not distribute without the readme
file. 
