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Error in EXE file
File cannot be copied onto itself
Compare OK
Invalid Volume ID Format failure
Incorrect DOS version
Please put a new disk into drive A:
End of input file
END OF WORKTIME. TURN SYSTEM OFF!
Divide Overflow
Water detect in Co-processor
I am hungry! Insert HAMBURGER into drive A:
NO SMOKING, PLEASE! Thanks.
Don't beat me !!
Don't drink and drive.
Another cup of cofee ? OH, YES!
Can you fuck me ?
Maybe ...
Coca-Cola is it !
What about ?
Oh, yes.
O.K. 
TODAY#Missing VGA! Call (209) 683-6858 !
Attention! Hard Disk is RADIOACTIVE!
I'm so much dirty! CLEAN ME!
Kiss my ... keyboard!
Hard Disk's head has been destroyed. Can you borow me your one?
Missing light magenta ribbon in printer!
In case mistake, call GHOST BUSTERS
Insert tractor toilet paper into printer.
Are you funny?
Keep smiling!
Warning! In drive A: are two diskettes.
Warning! Your mouse has some virus!
Disconnect your mouse, there are some cats!
I don't understand you. Can you repeat it?
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