A little humour... this is a little on the lighter side of computing. By the
way, I did not write this, so I cannot be held responsible. *duck*
This was posted by an SC from a couple of years ago, when we still had SSCVAX.
Just thought I'd share it with you guys.  VAX even rhyme with MUSS.  :)

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          SYSTEM CRASH (sung to the tune of 'Monster Mash')

     I was working in the lab, late one night,
     When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.
     Some smoke from our VAX began to rise,
     And suddenly, to my surprise,

    [chorus]
    (There was a crash) There was a system crash
    (A mighty crash) I heard the disk heads smash
    (A system crash) It came down in a flash
    (There was a crash) A fatal system crash

     The SC on duty then appeared from his room,
     Said "I don't want to be a prophet of doom,
     but we had one like this just the other day,
     which blew up 4 megs and the SBA."

    [chorus]

     The system had just been booted, diagnostics had all run through,
     When a power fluck made it run amuck, then the IBM and NFS blew too.

     So we'd lost all our VAXes in less than one night,
     When a V.P. came in and said "Hey, that's all right,
     I'll loan you a Venus, here's what to do;
     When you call up service, tell them SHEILA sent you!"

     [chorus]


--- GIGO+ sn 37 at nisc vsn 0.98w32
