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credits

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original game design and concept
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patrick buckland
neil barnden

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lead programmer
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patrick buckland

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programmers
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matt "gloss" edmunds, dr kevin martin
richard "two weeks" batty, david hosier
bruce mardle

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additional programming
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paul johnson, lez andrew
ian moody, russ clarke
james sharman

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physics guru
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dr kevin martin

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tools programming
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ian moody

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lead artist
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neil barnden

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3d modelling
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paul marchant
neil barnden

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2d art and texturing
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russell hughes, darren porter
alan rowe, neil barnden

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additional artwork
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terry lane, shaun smith
trevor howis, stephen rushbrook
cameron kerr, conrad w rudy

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3d animations
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paul marchant, trevor howis

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sound programming
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paul johnson
matt edmunds

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unsound programming
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colin mcginley

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sound acquisition and processing
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neil barnden, patrick buckland
ashley hampton, mat sullivan

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systems admin
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ben webster

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development manager
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mat "110%" sullivan

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internal testing, food courier
& love-bites
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tim smart

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business manager
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ben webster

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Carmageddon II - Carpocalypse Now 
SCi Credits

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Producer
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Darren Barnett

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QA Manager
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Ben Gunstone

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QA Team Co-ordinator
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Marc Titheridge

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QA Team
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Matt Friday, Mike Tucker, Barry Webber,
Jon Danson, Ricky Harper, Warren
Weathers, Mark-Sola Anderson,
Anthony Benton, Rob Breaks, Dan Mellor

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Director of Development 
and Operations
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David Ratcliffe

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Thanks to
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Adrian Curry, Andy ODowd, David Wilson

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foreign language translation
"just one more phrase, pleeeeeease"
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simon buckland

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lonely wives/girlfriends
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pauline barnden
janet buckland
lorraine johnson
alyson williams
jo "just jo" sullivan
carol batty
juliet lainson
claire medway
traci lane
pam ayers
lindsey price

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deprived children
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sean
julianne
harry
rai
ellie
jake
ben

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pack-leaderless dogs
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lily
oscar

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stamped-on kittens
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gypsy
chicken
tikka
onion
bhajia

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Cats deprived of recipient
for regular dismembered
rodent presentation
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Gizzie
Wooster

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special testy thanks to
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ian gear
bill timmins
nigel radestock
adam radestock
david cooke
simon lacey
"chicago" john pullen


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music written and produced by
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sentience
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sentience appear courtesy of
media records ltd.
all rights reserved.
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unauthorised public performance,
broadcasting and copying of this
work is prohibited

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Food delivered by
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Yummy Tummy Pizza
Cowes Tandori Restaurant
Loy's chinese food takeaway
Special mention to McD's for
constantly getting the orders wrong.
It can't have been easy to mess up
so many times.

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Bins emptied
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Colin & Joy

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techniton
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tim smart

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what is a techniton anyway?

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idiot stunt man
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tony

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ifdefs by
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rupert key

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longest function name
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paul johnson

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sleep deprivation research
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trifle

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things broken by
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rusk

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things shot at
thrown off balconies
microwaved
and beaten to a pulp by
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nobby
batwick
(with occasional help from others)

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top bloke
boxworld world champion
tekken 3 god
and author of these credits
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THROB ON
russ clarke
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best score on Mr DO
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paul johnson

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chief swearing officer
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batwick

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a special mention for
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the cake queen
trevs donut emporium

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thanks also to
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the short grain rices:
basmati,
semolina,
tapioca,
couscous,
pudding rice,
and, of course, ground rice
(but definitely not anneka)
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breasts, large and small, left and right
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the continuum hypothesis
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various cakes worldwide
(Roy, Barry and Len, we couldn't
have done it without you)
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the miracle of osmosis
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homosexual slugs, for sticking with us
through thick and thin
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all at Clivesdale Owl Sanctuary

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Sully would like to thank:
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My lucky stars,
Carlsberg (probably),
myself for 25 wonderful years,
all the people who work so hard
making Jack Daniels,
and the police for not prosecuting ...

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Sully thinks the following people
will be disappointed if they are
not mentioned :
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my mum and dad who think that
violent computer games are a bit
distasteful so will probably
never read this,
my brother,
your brother,
and everyone who I promised
could be on the credits
and then forgot (sorry) ...

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Sully would like to send
his disgust to :
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makers of rough toilet paper,
mime artists worldwide,
and Paul Johnson (Ma-nuh Ma-nuh).

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sully would like to give richard
a thouroughly good thanking for
entering the above crap
into the credits
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richard would like to join sully
in a mutual thanking session
for giving him such a good thank above
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Paul would like to highlight
the consistent mis-spelling by
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Sully
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of
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THROB ON
ma-nah ma-nah
THROB OFF

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highest credit space to 
knob-length ratio
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matthew "110%" sullivan

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carmageddon webmasters
alliance
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mango head
massacre
crimson
coffeycup
darren stewart
napalm x
sharkman
carcass
mojo
alex
hunter
jon vincent (r.i.p.)
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and all the other carma nuts we've missed
we salute you

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and a special upyoursification
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to all those nice people who want to do
the thinking for us. we all have our own
brains you know, so let us use them
mindlessly if we want to. blaa blaa blaa,
etc etc whoops my soapbox just disappeared
up my arse.



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Stainless will return...

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are you still reading this?
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you sad person
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not got anything better to do?
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anyone fancy a pint?
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meet you down the Hogshead in 15mins
