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; zero Parser v0.9d
; http://www.planetquake.com/zero/
; Contact: zero@planetquake.com
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; Sintax: xx;yy;message
; Where : xx     : Weapon/Death code
;         message: The message (% is playername)
; No problem using this with another parser, just let me know!
;

[Weapons]
99;All Weapons
01;Axe
02;Shotgun
03;Super Shotgun
04;Nailgun
05;Super Nailgun
06;Grenade Launcher
07;Rocket Launcher
08;Lightning Gun
20;Quad Rocket
21;Telefrag
22;Squish
23;Grenade
24;Nail Grenade
25;Napalm Grenade
26;Pipebomb
27;Sniper Rifle
28;Spy Knife
29;EMP Grenade
30;Sentry Gun
31;Hallucinogenic Grenade
32;EMP Grenade
33;Ammo Dispenser
34;Mirv Grenade
35;Incendiary Cannon
36;Flamethrower
37;Caltrops
38;Detpack
39;Flash Grenade
40;Tropical Disease
41;Natural cause
42;Spanner
43;Sniper Rifle (automatic)
44;Assault Cannon
98;Teamplay...

[Q3Arena-Weapons]
99;All Weapons
01;Weapon 01
02;Weapon 02
03;Weapon 03
04;Weapon 04
05;Weapon 05
06;Weapon 06
07;Weapon 07
08;Weapon 08
09;Weapon 09
10;Weapon 10
11;Weapon 11
12;Weapon 12
13;Weapon 13
14;Weapon 14
15;Weapon 15
16;Weapon 16
17;Weapon 17
18;Weapon 18
19;Weapon 19
20;Weapon 20
21;Weapon 21
22;Weapon 22

[Deaths]
99;All Causes
01;Lava
02;Slime
03;Drowning
04;Falling
05;Teleporter
06;Explosion
07;Nails
08;Squishing
09;Lightning
10;Fell
11;Rocket Launcher
12;Grenade Launcher
98;Teamplay...

[Q3Arena-Deaths]
99;All Causes
01;Death type 01
02;Death type 02
03;Death type 03
04;Death type 04
05;Death type 05
06;Death type 06
07;Death type 07
08;Death type 08
09;Death type 09
10;Death type 10
11;Death type 11
12;Death type 12
13;Death type 13
14;Death type 14
15;Death type 15
16;Death type 16
17;Death type 17
18;Death type 18
19;Death type 19
20;Death type 20

[Rename]
99;% renamed to %
99;% changed name to %

[Killed]
01;% was ax-murdered by %
03;% ate 2 loads of %'s buckshot
04;% was nailed by %
05;% was punctured by %
06;% eats %'s pineapple
06;% chewed on %'s boomstick
06;% was gibbed by %'s grenade
06;% was butchered by %'s grenade
07;% rides %'s rocket
07;% was gibbed by %'s rocket
08;% accepts %'s shaft
08;% accepts %'s discharge
20;% was brutalized by %'s quad rocket
20;% was smeared by %'s quad rocket
20;% rips % a new one
21;% was telefragged by %
22;% squishes %
24;% gets flayed by %'s nail grenade
98;% received a pineapple enema from %
27;% gets a third eye from %
26;% is caught by %'s pipebomb trap
23;% played catch with %'s grenade
25;% fell victim to %'s fireworks
98;%'s body got chuck full of %'s lead pellets
28;% gets knifed from behind by %
23;% stops to ponder the technical details of %'s grenade
30;% is mown down by %'s sentry gun
31;% gags on %'s noxious gasses
29;%'s ammo detonates him as %'s EMP fries it
29;%'s presents go up in %'s EMP presence.
23;% thought % was tossing him a spare grenade
33;% didn't insert the correct change into %'s dispenser.
06;% fetched %'s pineapple
04;% caught one too many nails from %
34;% does a dance on %'s Mirv grenade
35;% feels %'s fire of wrath
35;% is fried by %'s fire
36;% is grilled by %'s flame
02;% was on the receiving end of %'s shotgun barrel
03;% got a double-dose of %'s buckshot
98;% eats %'s good cheer!
98;% stands to near %'s birthday surprise
98;% recieves a gift from %
98;% plays pass-the-parcel with %
37;% stepped on too many of %'s caltrops
27;% takes a bullet in the chest from %
38;% cut the red ribbon of %'s detpack
98;% rides %'s firecracker
98;% gets too close to %'s kitchen
98;% plays with %'s fire
98;% blocks %'s birthday bullet with his chest
98;% gets party popped by %
98;% ALMOST catches %'s bullet between his teeth!
27;% loves snipers like %
98;% won't run crying to % anymore
98;% collects %'s highspeed gifts.
98;% gets a gift in the back from %
98;% gets a double of %'s buck
98;% is all partied out by %
98;% gets derailed by %
98;% gets no say in it, no say in it at all! sings %
98;% gets all fired up by %
98;% has a happy birthday, thanks to %
23;% got up-close and personal with %'s grenade
98;% caught too much shrapnel from %
98;% tried to pick up %'s hot potato
23;% stops to ponder the technical details of %
23;% surfs on a grenade from %
98;% gets spammed by %
39;% is charred by %'s flash grenade
29;% stands near some ammo as %'s EMP nukes it
98;% reaches orbit via %
98;% cut the red wire of %
40;% dies from %'s mysterious tropical disease
41;% escapes infection from % by dying first
98;% is burnt up by %'s flame
98;% is fried by % feels %'s fire of wrath
36;% is reduced to ashes by %
98;% was knife-murdered by %
98;%'s mellon was split by %
98;% was put on the chop block by %
98;% was sliced and diced by %'s blade
01;% is split from crotch to sternum by %'s axe swing
01;% is split in two with a powerful axe blow from %
01;%'s death put another notch on %'s axe
41;% was spanner-murdered by %
98;% got too close to %'s muzzleflash
98;% practices being %'s clay pigeon
98;% was fed a lead diet by %
98;% got blasted by %'s last resort
98;% got more than a powderburn from %'s shotgun blast
02;% was turned into swiss cheese by %'s buckshot
03;% unfortunately forgot % carried a super-shotgun
03;% gets ventilated by %'s super-shotgun blast
04;% ran into %'s nails
05;% was turned into %'s pin-cushion
98;% grappled with %
27;% succumbs to sniperfire from %
27;% is made legless by %
43;% gets his legs blown off by %'s bullet spray.
27;% gets his head blown off by %
27;% gets his legs blown off by %
44;% gets sawn in half by %
98;% is put to sleep by %
98;% gets a hole in his heart from %'s railgun
35;% gets well done by %'s incendiary rocket
30;% gets destroyed by %'s exploding sentrygun
98;% chews on %'s nails!
98;% didn't survive the operation by %
43;% collects %'s bullet spray.

;98;% has built a Sentry Gun.
;98;% has built a Dispenser.
;98;% dropped
;98;% uncovered an enemy spy!

[Suicides]
01;% ate a lavaball
01;% burst into flames
01;% turned into hot slag
01;% visits the Volcano God
02;% gulped a load of slime
02;% can't exist on slime alone
03;% bobs for apples
03;% drowns in the punch
03;% sleeps with the fishes
03;% sucks it down
05;% tried to leave
06;% blew up
07;% was spiked
08;% was squished
08;% discharges into the lava
08;% discharges into the slime
09;% was zapped
09;% discharges into the water.
09;% electrocutes himself.
10;% fell to his death
11;% becomes bored with life
11;% checks if his weapon is loaded
12;% tries to put the pin back in
99;% died
99;% suicides
99;% tried to leave
99;% must be a masochist!

98;% hammers himself
98;% ambushes himself with his own pipebombs
98;% wouldn't let go of his gifts!
98;No %, swallowing the grenade isn't very effective!
98;Well %, don't quit your day job!
98;Ummm, %, you're supposed to THROW the grenade!
98;Ack! %! The grenade is your friend for another reason!
98;No %! Assist your own suicide some other time!
98;Hey %, you're not THAT heavy!
98;Yes %, the grenade does explode on '3'!
98;You do realize %, you can blow your cover in easier ways!
98;Hey %, study grenade dynamics on your own time!
98;No %, throw the grenade, not the pin!
98;% goes to pieces
98;% grenades himself
98;% practiced his own Mirv dance
98;% allowed his Mirv to turn against him
98;% tried to juggle his own pipebombs
98;% chokes on his own gas
98;% explodes his ammo and body
98;% stepped on too many of his own caltrops
98;% is charred by his own flash grenade
98;% detonates an ammo box too close to him
98;% set the detpack and forgot to run
98;% died impossibly!
98;% chars himself with an incendiary rocket
98;% torches himself
98;% gets too friendly with his sentrygun.
98;% dispenses with himself.
98;% goes POP!
98;% gets too selfish with his gifts
98;% wasn't born so beautiful after all
98;% got splattered by his own grenade
98;% sat on his own grenade
98;% got to know his grenade too well
98;% caught the end of his own grenade
98;% got too close to his own grenade
98;% let his own grenade get the best of him
98;% tiptoed over his own grenade
98;% stared at his grenade too long

[Kill team mate]
99;% loses another friend
99;% mows down a teammate
99;% crusified team mate %
99;% teaches team mate % to fly
99;% tried to shave team mate %
99;% didn't recognize team mate %
99;% tries to recharge team mate %
99;% gets a frag for the other team
99;% tells team mate % to spread around
99;% turned team mate % into a backpack
99;% brings shocking news to team mate %
99;% settled an argument with team mate %
99;% checks if team mate % is invulnerable
99;% played catch the rocket with team mate %
99;% sends pineapple to team mate % by airmail
99;% wanted to axe a few questions from team mate
99;% want to play basketball with team mate %'s head
99;% tried to clean the ears of team mate % with a gun
99;% found the trigger when team mate % looked for a bullet in the barrel

98;% gives gifts to his teammates!
98;% squished a teammate
98;% shoots his teammate one too many times.
98;% mows down teammate %
98;% checks his glasses after killing %
98;% gets a frag for the other team with %'s death
98;% killed his supposed friend %
98;% gathers the darling buds of %'s Mirv grenade

[Killed by a game character]
99;% joins the Zombies
99;% was shot by a Grunt
99;% was fried by a Dragon
99;% was slimed by a Spawn
99;% was fed to the Rotfish
99;% was exploded by a Vore
99;% was scragged by a Scrag
99;% was slashed by a Knight
99;% was destroyed by an Ogre
99;% was smashed by a Shambler
99;% was eviscerated by a Fiend
99;% was mauled by a Rottweiler
99;% was blasted by an Enforcer
99;% was slain by a Death Knight
99;% was vomited on by a Vomitus
99;% became one with Shub-Niggurath

[Say]
99;%: 

[Entered]
99;% entered the game

[Teamplay]
99;% has joined %.

;[Left]
99;% timed out
99;% droppped
99;% left the game

;**************************************
;Satan's power deflects %'s telefrag

;% is a party-pooper!

;*It's %'s party and he'll cry if he wants to!
;%'s presents go up in %'s EMP presence.
;*% gets turned into little %'s by %

;% didn't insert the correct change into %'s dispenser.
;% intercepts his sentry gun's rocket
;% crossed his sentry gun's line of fire
;% obstructs his team's sentry gun
;% hates %'s sentry gun
;% bobs for apples

;%'s sentrygun was telefragged by %
;%'s sentrygun was destroyed by %
;% destroys his sentrygun
;% uncovered an enemy spy!
