WEIRD ASS FREAK COLLECTION
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THIS IS THE WEIRD ASS FREAK COLLECTION WITH THREE MESSED UP 
SUPER HERO'S EACH WITH HIS OWN STORY
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INSTALLATION:

PUT THESE SKINS IN THE SAME DIRECTORY AS THE QUAKE 2 MALE MODEL
note: Stupid and sTuPiD fOoL are not related in any way
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INFO:
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MODELERS NEEDED FOR DISFUNCTIONAL MAN AND BLIND TWINS MODEL GO TO SITE
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YOU MAY DISTRIBUTE THESE SKINS IF YOU GIVE CREDIT TO Luppy Luptonium AND
THE SITE ABOVE
SEND ALL COMMENTS TO MMind@Mindless.com
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STORIES:

(NOTE: THESE STORIES TAKE PLACE BEFORE QUAKE 2)
THE WEIRDO
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     The Weirdo looked onward at the great spaceship(while trying to 
find a smuggled weapon of world destruction) he slowly crept forward 
to look inside.  He saw through a cabbin window a control console.
"Dang lokks like it controls the door"he said"I know how to deal with 
this"
     The Weirdo pulled a stick off the ground and spit out his chewing
 gum.  He pulled the stick back to a four-hundred twenty-five degree 
angle.  "*@$%&^ THIS" he said as he picked up a nearby brick and threw 
it through the window.
     He crept in carefully stopping only to pull the broken glass 
out of his bare legs. He looked down upon the pods laying in neat even 
rows.  He then looked over to the broken window and saw a creture 
folowing him."I am of the Stogg I will stop you earthlings from your
plan to attack our planet then my race will destroy yours i will kill 
you first" the creature said.
     "I am The Weirdo Pantsless Protector of this planet and if you
want to destroy this planet then you have to get through me first" said
The Weirdo as he grabbed the brick he had thrown threw the window.
     The Weirdo threw the brick at The Stogg with full force. The Stogg
ducked and the brick hit one of the computer consoles. Lights started
flashing and a computer screen said "POD NAVAGATIONAL COMPUTER ERROR
PODS ON-LINE= 1"
     "You pathetic wimp!!!my plan is complete I will tell our forces to
invade your puny planet and then there will be no escaping the rule 
of the Stogg"said The Stogg
     "I will stop you" said The Weirdo "You must be what I was told
about when breifed on this mission you are the weapon"
	"No i'm not the Weapon this is!!!" said The Stogg as he pulled
out a tiny gun.
	The Weirdo began laughing.  The Stogg shot a whole in The
Weirdo's cape.  The Weirdo got quiet. "YOU SEE THE POWER OF THE STOGG"
said the crature.
	"WHAT I SEE IS A HOLE IN MY NEW CAPE" said The Weirdo "I SHALL
SLAY THEE"(in akward Midevel tone)
	The Weirdo grabbed the brick again and threw it at the Stogg.
The brick sent The Stogg flying into another computer console and
another message popped onto the screen "POD DEFENCE SYSTEM ERROR PODS
ON-LINE= 1"said the message.
	The Stogg was out cold and the ship started moving. The Weirdo
,knowing he was going into space, looked over toward the broken window
and saw a metal slide shut over it. He looked over toward one of the
undamaged computer consoles which said "Viper model X-105" It also
gave a mission briefing for the soldiers in the pods. 
The Weirdo trying to grasp his situation looked at the computer and 
said "I wonder if i could go on the internet with this thing"
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THE CLUTS & STUPID
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	The Cluts explored the top secret facility. It looked like a 
factory but what did it make"lets check out that assembly line"said The
Cluts to his sidekick Stupid.
	"why"said Stupid
	"Because we need to find out what this place makes" said Cluts
	"why"said Stupid
	"So we can find out if anything illegle is being made" replied
Cluts
	"why"said Stupid
	"So we could stop any evil-doers"replied Cluts
	"why"said Stupid
	"Because we are super hero's"
	"why"said Stupid as The Cluts wacked him upside the head and
over the railing into the assembly line below.
	"Oh Ok" said Stupid as he fell into an open pod like object
which closed as he hit.
	"STUPID"yelled The Cluts urgently, as he ran for the stairs and
fell down them into a pod. The pod closed on impact.
	The next day The President was talking to a Secret Service
Agent. "Are they ready" said the president.
	"Yes sir"said the Agent"but there is one problem"
	"What is it" said The President
	"Two solders haven't arived yet and its time for launch" said
The Agent"their pods have already been loaded"
	"Send them off we can go on without two soldiers"said The 
President
	"Yes sir"said the agent
	"now is there anything else" said The President
	"Yes Monica is waiting in your office" said The Agent
	"Excellent" said clinton rubbing his hands together thing of
what was in store for him in the oval oriface (er Office)