
Author: Bad Map Avengers

Game: Unreal Tournament

email: None at this time

date:11/29/99


BMA Mission Statement:

It is our solemn duty to ridicule, humiliate and parody bad maps until
they disapear from the face of the Planet.

How to Join BMA:

Pick a bad map that should not belong to NaliCity and parody it. Then you are in.



Text from Bad Mapper (his/her identity will be protected):
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time to create map:  a couple of minutes because I do not know
unrealed at all.

Map :  DM-SmileyOverTew,   this gets your attention because
there are 1500+ maps now out there! for unreal and UT alone and 
at least 2000 for quake 1 and 2. The gay name makes it really stand out!


All mod authors of tcs or ctf makers:  u are allowed to modify this 
map and use it and redistrube it freely!!!!!
just keep it at a min of half total shit. Any less then that it wouldn't play well.


this is a small and totally shitty DM Map.

this is  for unreal tournament Only! I want to disgrace the good name of the game by
releasing monstrocities such as this.

Purpose : I love edge of oblivion (dmhip) ( i spell very poorly public education!)
and DM ether but,(both are best with 8-16 people) they are  to big for deathmatch. Most servers on the
net have 3- <10 people on them.  sometimes even teamfortresss, thunderwalker,
and loki have too few people on them. for those maps u need 10-20+ pple or 
the game will be slow.



this map is for no people! with a good net connection.(At least a dual T3 )

special note: if i made the map too shitty in the middle 
when connected to the net with some lagg u may die from shock. On a LAN this shouldn't
be a problem, just a mild coma.





computer used to create this monstrocity: 

233mmx pent, 96 ram, 6.2 hd
56 robotics modem. windows Nt 4.0 sp 4 (ITS A FREEKIN SUPERCOMPUTER!)

bot support: I tried bots with this map and they work very shitty now! I have really learned
how to make them act like total fools, in spite of all the excelent work steve polge has done
with them.

compile time: 15 seconds approx

map name: DM-SmileyOverTea

why this name? to get attention!

 This map was inspired by the game
quake and the pentgram of protection.
and no i do not worship the all mightly smiley man god. this map is to scare u in dm,
like in the greatest game of all time, !
lighting fast crapyness.. thats what I like about this map.


map size:  < way to large

maps like e1m7 ( the last level in quake 1 first episode )
are great for dm. fast and simple. this map is addictive in dm.!!


design goal: map was made for death match  or ctf with 3-8
 people for total bad map glory!

to all authors ! u can modifly this map and parody it all you want! It really deserves it,
I should not even submit maps like this to NaliCity. I should have practiced to become a 
better mapper, but o well.

and email me thanks.

warning: if u add to much to the map it makes it a good map!
i deleted a bunch of stuff to make the map total shit, not just crap.
decorations are nice but total crapness is more my style.



add the flags for a totally crapptacular ctf on the opposite sides of 
the ring for 2 on 2 or 3 on 3 ctf play.

if u recompile, make sure your have a radiation shield, since the bad
mapping will blind and make you sterile.


Mistakes made:  everythign!
note: this is my 666th?  map ever released. 
My best map is DmCrap it is for Unreal 1 dm I need 
to port it to UT but i am having a problem because it uses custom bad
mapping that unreal tournement does not support.

i rate them both an 10. both this map
and the dmcrap are very good.


future maps:  Hopefully none

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Bad maps for Unreal/Tournament:
DMCoughin, Parody: DMPissin
DM-PentragramOverLava, Parody: DM-SmileyOverTea
