SNARK WARS!!!

This is a beta release of Snark Wars: Episode 1 

http://people.bu.edu/jwf/

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INSTALLATION
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Um, if you can read this you've already installed Snark Wars.

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FEEDBACK
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We would appreciate any feedback you would care to give us about Snark Wars.
You can visit our website at http://people.bu.edu/jwf/ and leave a post in
the "Feedback" Forum. Remember, this is a beta and we know things are wrong 
with it. So posts telling us we are "st00pid lusers" are not helpful.

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FEATURES
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Snark Wars is all about Snarks. Fighting with snarks, killing snarks, even 
being a snark. In Snark Wars there are a variety of new or modified weapons.
Most important is the egon. The egon has been modified to change other players
into Snarks. If you are hit with the egon, "Snark Ray", you will be a snark on
your next respawn.  Additional new weapons are the snark gun (fire snarks at 
people at a high rate of speed) and the discgun (fire explosive discs, ala Unreal)

If you are turned into a snark, you can hit people with your tooth, or "bite". 
Note that being turned into a snark is a "punishment" - it is hard to kill people
and you will most likely be killed very soon. However, to make things a little 
easier, snarks make no footsteps. So the spies among us will enjoy snarking.

Very important to the mod is the "boomer", replacing the crossbow. The boomer
emits a high pitched whine (not implemented yet) that kills all snarks within a 
given area. Get your hands on a boomer as soon as you spawn, if possible, as 
snarks will be clogging the levels!

We have definite plans about where we are going with Snark Wars. We envision custom 
maps with snark warrens, more snark weapons (particularly a range attack) and several
gameplay modes. However, we are not John Carmack or Gabe Newell. In fact, we are
college stoonts (Note to rasfwr-j readers - jk!) with homework and exams, same as
some of you. So don't worry, the mod is no where near complete - but we feel its 
decent enough to be held up to the light :-)

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COPYWRITE
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All contents of this mod and the term "Snar Wars" are copywrite 1999 Jordan Weber-Flink
and Graham Murray.

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CREDIS
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Coding:                 Graham Murray
Modeling:               Jordan Weber-Flink
Haraunging the Coder:   Jordan Weber-Flink
Haraunging the Modeler: Graham Murray

Being Graham Murray:    Graham Murray
Being John Malkovitch:  Jordan Weber-Flink

Playtesters:            SnarkHazard
			Arcism
			BurnOut64


Special Thanks to:      CounterStrike Team
 			Ken Stupmf and the peeps at GameSpy
			AutoMag and Mugwum for posting our lame updates.
               		Monty Python

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Special Song
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I'm a little Snarky, yes I am,
I am a snark and Janet Reno is a man.


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THE END
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Oh some on, haven't you people got anything better to do than read readme files? I mean really. Go play the mod, dammit! Or eat a sandwhich or something. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!



































































Are you still here? Fuck off.