TREE MAP
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Title                   : "My Tree" or "Tinky Winky's world of horror and crappy crap"
                          But for official use: "Tree", not "Three"! SUCKS!
Date                    : March 1999
Filename                : Tree.bsp and Spram.wad
Author                  : Spram
Email Address           : mujica@caribe.net
Home Page               : It freaking sucks man!
Other Maps              : Jungle.bsp obviously

Description             : This is an Aztec/Mayan whatever jungle and cave map with 100% new 
			  textures. Even if it's supposed to be a jungle, it's made out of rooms
			  which I give a name to each one: The Jungle Bridge room, the long cave room,
			  the pyramid room, the tree room, the log room, the waterfallroom and the water/
			  gauss room. There are others of course.

Additional Credits to   : id Software
                          Valve/Sierra
                          Mario64, Zelda64, S.S. Sillicon Valley, and Banjo Kazooie for the inspiration
			  (Yeah, it's kinda blurry)
                          Evilchild, Radium and other people at the HL-map making community.
			  THe guy who made Makewad.exe and Hill.bsp (for inspiration, my textures
			  are 100% mine)
			  The guys who made Enraged2, Quarry and Neon Blasphemy. i compared my maps
			  to those (and mine sucks compared to those)... Ok, so NeonBlasphemy only looks
			  cool, but it does so well..
			  The guys at verge (www.verge-RPG.com) Like Blue_Star
			  Shigeru Miyamoto for being the best.
			  My socks for keeping my feet warm.
			  Check out my RPG (a Dragon Warrior parody) at www.VERGE-RPG.com, it's name is
			  Blimpo Warrior and it's on the files section.

Story                   : Yes, this map has a story, like Quarry.
			  Tinky Winky joins the Black mesa corporation and starts experimenting on
			  how to make a cute, blurry world for all of us to live in... But the experiment 
			  goes horribly wrong and BOOM! Gordon Freeman and his partners get stuck on
			  Forest World 64 (or Tree.bsp) and must kill each other for their own good..
			  But it seems that everytime they kill each other, the come back to life! 
			  Holy caca!
			  
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* Play Information *

Single Player           : Only to look around.
Deathmatch              : Yes! 2-4 players if playing normaly and 2-3 players on each team if Playing Team-HL.
Difficulty Settings     : No

Tips                    : Hide behind the waterfall and shoot people with the magnum! Weee!
			 If an enemy gets the guass gun, try to meet him at the only ramp out of the water.
			 The hole in the log was meant for decoration, using it as a smiper thingamagig 
			 is not a good idea.

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* Sprammy Halmark crap *

 My name it's not Spram.
 The name tree.bsp is a crap name, sorry! I should have called it DeathBLoodPron.bsp.
 I look like Mr.Bean and Antonio Banderas mixed together.
 I act like Mr.Bean, REALLY.
 I just love Cristalys on my NES and Solaris on my Atari 2600.
 Some VideoGames can be considered works of art, like Parrapa the Rappa.
 Diddy Kong Racing and Banjo kazooie should have recieved 5 stars in Next-Gen, but the guys
 at Next-Gen are stupid. (I subscribe to their mag. it's cool!)
 Sarah Michelle Gellar is #1 on my top 10 babes list. If you are a woman, dont be offended. Ok?
 I dont wanna fight in WW3
 This level sucks? I know Radium will give it low ratings because it's too cartoony, but HEY! We
 need something different.. (Ok, now he'll say it sucks cause it's crap).
 I hope to work on games when I grow up. If not, I'll be a fireman.
 Another top 10 list:
 Top 10 new enemies for Half-life:
 10. Cute gator (read below or play Banjo Kazzoie)
  9. An Alien (from another Aliens TC made by the same guy who made the original for Doom.. See..
	that TC was better than any Alien/s game ever done by pros! hahaha!)
  8. Anime girls with big eyes (you can poke out)
  7. A dragon.. a REALLY BIG one.
  6. More helicopters! Yeah! Or other big vehicles! a boat?
  5. A T-Rex.. Mmm. too much like Dragon?
  4. Mario
  3. Hand (from Addam's family) that sucks..
  2. Duke Nukem with a head-crab (those little puckers!) on his crotch.
  and number one:
  1. Tinky Winky (from my Tree Total Conversion... hahaha!)

 Did you know: The Crouch+Jump long jump in Half-Life was modeled after Mario's Crouch/jump move?
 See.. Mario helped create this great game so RESPECT MARIO!!!!
 -Spram loves Mario.
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* Installation *

  Place Spram.bsp on your Half-life/valve directory (or where all other bsps are) and the Tree.bsp
  on the Half-Life/valve/maps directory, put this text file on your Nakewomen/Lisaboyle directory..
  Just kidding, put this text file wherever you want.
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* Construction *

Base                    : None, some parts are inspired by Banjo Kazzoies Swamp level (If only I could 
				Make a cute gator).
Editor(s) used          : Worldcraft 2.0

Known Bugs              : Mmmm.. None that I know of, but there has to be. The waterfall looks ugly 
				(I mean, UGLIER) in Software mode.
				There are also some cricket sounds.

Build Time              : 5 hours (That's why it sucks) The textures were done on a 1 month time
Compile machine         : PII330 96RAM with fingerprints on the monitor
QBSP Time               : Dont know. I dont count that!
QVIS Time               : It was fast.
QRAD Time (extra)       : I only have 10 fingers and it lasted more than that.

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Please email me if you like this level at mujica@caribe.net

DISCLAIMER:
If the spram.wad doesn't work, just rename it to samplewad.wad and maybe it'll work. 
If this maps ruins your life/computer, then it's not my fault because I've never made an error in
mai liffe.
You want to put this in a CD or magazine? E-Mail me and give me a copy, or better yet: a subscription 
if you're not cheap.
Dont use this level to create others and then brag of your ties to nintendo because of mastery of
blurryness.   I'm the blur master.. Yeah.. I remember when I used to turn up the "blur" on my old
TV so my NES games looked like Genesis games.. (doesn't make sense?)
My sense of humor is %100 natural.. no pot or crack added.