government health warning - very very sick lol

5/2/00 (dd/mm/yy so there)
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* shock *

Title:  prisoners khan and barney.. a tale of depravity
Filename:  barnkhan
Author:  me, Ishar, a dude, somewhere on planet oeuf.
Email Address:	theo@yeti60.freeserve.co.uk
Additional Credits to:	khan aka ricardo montalban, for his charismatic use of chest hair, medallions and a face like an arse.
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* horror *
 
Time: 15 mins
Special Effects	Used: khan from star trek 2, various hl fings
Created New Words/Phrases? nah jus tweaked what was there
Screenie:  ew ok well just a bit of censoring and color replacing combined with a bit o smudge.. map is "map1" and snapshot editing was done using paintshop pro.  i think it more than explains whats goin on in there..  lol
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* stonewall *

barney has been sent to the black mesa prison facility, formerly the research centre where he worked as security guard. he was caught after a drug enduced rampage caused the death of three scientists, a cleaner, a civilian from springfield and one enebriated wookie.  there he became friends with his cellmate Khan, former owner of a medallion shop in rural wales.  before long they were more than friends, as is the nature of prison life.  barney became used to being khans bitch, until one day the staff at the facility noticed strange noises coming from their cell.  upon investigation walter and the cell tannoy operator soon realise that khan does not take kindly to interruptions.

note:  this is a bit sick but i had to do it cos it was too tempting to see what reaction it would get. the fifteen minute production time meant this was a must and i hope ya have a good laff at it hehe.