Why Barneys shouldn't be lab assistants
by Tarin
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Hey there.
This is my entry for the SKC's sound contest.
Hope you like it.

The plot
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At the start, two scientists have persuaded a Barney to test a new
gun prototype for them. However as the Barneys are so goddam stupid,
he doesn't quite understand the task but gives it a go anyway after
being hit with a crowbar.
Then he blasts one of the scientists with the gun and after a short
discussion (and another round of crowbar 'persuasion') the Barney
loses his temper and blasts away at the remaining scientist.
Then he complains about the lousy colleague relations at his
workplace and leaves.

Notes
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This MP3 was constructed entirely from sounds in the Half-Life PAK file.
However, I've added a few effects to get a more dramatic storyline, so
some of the sounds may sound strange.
But I am willing to swear upon my scout's honor that I have only used
sounds from the Half-Life PAK and a copy of CoolEdit.
So I guess you'll have to believe me then.

AAND... the included screenshot is crap.
Yes it is.
I wasn't able to construct a suitable screenshot in Half-Life, so I used
QOOLE, a Half-Life model viewer and Paint Shop Pro instead.
And this is the best I could come up with.

Greetings, 
Tarin  -  coercion@online.no
