STATEMENT
We of the Scientist Killing Club (SKC) attempted to kidnap and execute Walter Bennett 
of the Black Mesa Research Facility.  Since he looks practically identical to many of 
the other scientists there, we just grabbed a bunch of them and sorted them out once 
we reached our desert encampment.  We claim full responsibility for the attack.  As 
proof, we are submitting photographs of the incident, along with explanations of what 
they show.  Though we were foiled by an unknown group of Counter-Terrorists, Walter 
and his colleagues are by no means off the hook.  We know how to get into the BRMF, 
and we know how to get by those idiot security guards.  You are not safe, Walter 
Bennett.  You are a doomed man.  No matter where you try to hide, no matter who you 
get to protect you, we will find you, because...well, because we're bored, I guess.

CAPTIONS

Picture       Caption

waltgun       "Walter got into our armory at one point.  Fortunately, he seemed about 
               ready to do our own work for us, so there was no danger."

ready         "One of our crack snipers ready to defend the group.  Unfortunately, I'm 
               not sure who it is, because all of us coincidentally showed up at the 
               rendezvous wearing the same clothes.  I'm sure you can imagine the 
               awkwardness such a faux pas creates."

shotgun       "Weaseal tells one captive that his M3 is a camera.  Smile!"

closeup       "Walter thought our camera was one of those little miniature porn movie 
               viewers."

surprise      "Well, it seems that not everyone handles captivity very well.  I've heard 
               of this happening in prisons after a while, but goddamn, this was after 
               five minutes!  I guess Walter didn't know we were there with the camera.  
               He'll deny it, of course."

ohdear        "I'm going to have to have a talk with the survivors among us about this."

playing       "We found Walter playing around with a gun and quoting lines from The 
               Terminator.  What a dork."

fire          "Walter warms his hands by the fire.  I was tempted to push him in."

execution     "We were all ready to take all of the scientists out, but our machine gun 
               turret got stuck within the bunker wall somehow."

execution2    "Take 2.  Here we have our unfortunate victims ready."

attack        "Our beloved leader, Weaseal, is suddenly killed by an enemy sniper!  How 
               were we discovered? And by whom?"

attacker      "Fortunately, Weaseal is an expert in the art of feigning death.  We hear he 
               has background as a spy.  In any case, he soon got the drop on his attacker."

retaliation   "Weaseal lays the smack down and gets his revenge."

levitation    "During the battle, some of our group employed their latent telekinetic powers, 
               but to no avail."

capturedpic   "This photograph was dropped during the battle.  Obviously some hotshot among 
               our attackers had a Polaroid camera with him!  However, the joke is on him, 
               as Weaseal is again faking!  But I have to wonder, who is this mysterious, 
               highly skilled fighter, this Private Hudson?"

profile       "The enemy in profile.  Moments later, this poor shmuck decorated the rocks with 
               his brains...or what was left of them."

-Written by Jabberwocky of the SKC