[name2] was blasted by [name1]
[name2] was gunned down by [name1]
[name2] was blown away by [name1]'s super shotgun
[name2] was machinegunned by [name1]
[name2] was cut in half by [name1]'s chaingun
[name2] was popped by [name1]'s grenade
[name2] was shredded by [name1]'s shrapnel
[name2] ate [name1]'s rocket
[name2] almost dodged [name1]'s rocket
[name2] was melted by [name1]'s hyperblaster
[name2] was railed by [name1]
[name2] saw the pretty lights from [name1]'s BFG
[name2] was disintegrated by [name1]'s BFG blast
[name2] couldn't hide from [name1]'s BFG
[name2] caught [name1]'s handgrenade
[name2] didn't see [name1]'s handgrenade
[name1] feels [name2]'s pain
[name2] tried to invade [name1]'s personal space
[name2] was caught by [name1]'s grapple
[name2] accepts [name1]'s discharge
[name2] tripped on [name1]'s grenade
[name2] was splattered by [name1]'s rocket
[name2] accepts [name1]'s shaft
[name2] rides [name1]'s rocket
[name2] eats [name1]'s pineapple
[name2] was punctured by [name1]
[name2] was nailed by [name1]
[name2] chewed on [name1]'s boomstick
[name2] was axe-murdered by [name1]
[name2] suicides
[name2] cratered
[name2] was squished
[name2] sank like a rock
[name2] melted
[name2] does a back flip into the lava
[name2] blew up
[name2] found a way out
[name2] saw the light
[name2] got blasted
[name2] was in the wrong place
[name2] tried to put the pin back in
[name2] tripped on her own grenade
[name2] tripped on his own grenade
[name2] blew herself up
[name2] blew himself up
[name2] died
[name2] should have used a smaller gun
[name2] killed herself
[name2] killed himself
[name2] becomes bored with life
[name2] tries to put the pin back in
[name2] discharges into the water
[name2] fell to her death
[name2] fell to his death
[name2] sleeps with the fishes
[name2] sucks it down
[name2] gulped a load of slime
[name2] can't exist on slime alone
[name2] burst into flames
[name2] turned into hot slag
[name2] visits the Volcano God