[name2] was blasted by [name1]
[name2] was gunned down by [name1]
[name2] was blown away by [name1]'s super shotgun
[name2] was machinegunned by [name1]
[name2] was cut in half by [name1]'s chaingun
[name2] was popped by [name1]'s grenade
[name2] was shredded by [name1]'s shrapnel
[name2] ate [name1]'s rocket
[name2] almost dodged [name1]'s rocket
[name2] was melted by [name1]'s hyperblaster
[name2] was railed by [name1]
[name2] saw the pretty lights from [name1]'s BFG
[name2] was disintegrated by [name1]'s BFG blast
[name2] couldn't hide from [name1]'s BFG
[name2] caught [name1]'s handgrenade
[name2] didn't see [name1]'s handgrenade
[name1] feels [name2]'s pain
[name2] tried to invade [name1]'s personal space
[name2] was caught by [name1]'s grapple
[name2] accepts [name1]'s discharge
[name2] tripped on [name1]'s grenade
[name2] was splattered by [name1]'s rocket
[name2] accepts [name1]'s shaft
[name2] rides [name1]'s rocket
[name2] eats [name1]'s pineapple
[name2] was punctured by [name1]
[name2] was nailed by [name1]
[name2] chewed on [name1]'s boomstick
[name2] was axe-murdered by [name1]
[name3] suicides
[name3] cratered
[name3] was squished
[name3] sank like a rock
[name3] melted
[name3] does a back flip into the lava
[name3] blew up
[name3] found a way out
[name3] saw the light
[name3] got blasted
[name3] was in the wrong place
[name3] tried to put the pin back in
[name3] tripped on her own grenade
[name3] tripped on his own grenade
[name3] blew herself up
[name3] blew himself up
[name3] died
[name3] should have used a smaller gun
[name3] killed herself
[name3] killed himself
[name3] becomes bored with life
[name3] tries to put the pin back in
[name3] discharges into the water
[name3] fell to her death
[name3] fell to his death
[name3] sleeps with the fishes
[name3] sucks it down
[name3] gulped a load of slime
[name3] can't exist on slime alone
[name3] burst into flames
[name3] turned into hot slag
[name3] visits the Volcano God