[name2] had a Bruce Lee put on him by [name1], with a quickness
[name2] couldn't remove [name1]'s boot from their ass
[name2] had their throat slit by [name1]
[name2] had open heart surgery, compliments of [name1]
[name2] was gutted by [name1]
[name2] was stabbed repeatedly in the legs by [name1]
[name2] caught [name1]'s flying knife with their forehead
[name2] ribs don't help against [name1]'s flying knife
[name2] sees what he had for lunch thanks to [name1]'s flying knife
[name2] had his legs cut off thanks to [name1]'s flying knife
[name2] has a hole in their head from [name1]'s Mark 23 Pistol
[name2] loses a vital chest organ thanks to [name1]'s pistol
[name2] loses their lunch to [name1]'s .45 caliber pistol round
[name2] is legless because of [name1]'s .45 caliber pistol round
[name2] was trepaned by [name1]'s akimbo pistols
[name2] was John Woo'd by [name1]
[name2] needs some new kidneys thanks to [name1]'s dual pistols
[name2] was shot in the legs by [name1]'s dual pistols
[name2]'s brains are on the wall thanks to [name1]'s 10mm MP5 round
[name2] feels some chest pain via [name1]'s MP5/10 submachinegun
[name2] needs some Pepto Bismol after [name1]'s 10mm MP5 round
[name2] had his legs blown off thanks to [name1]'s MP5/10 submachinegun
[name2] caught a sniper bullet between the eyes from [name1]
[name2] was picked off by [name1]
[name2] was sniped in the stomach by [name1]
[name2] was shot in the legs by [name1]
[name2] accepts [name1]'s shotgun in hole-y matrimony
[name2] is full of buckshot from [name1]'s shotgun
[name2] ate [name1]'s sawed-off 12 gauge
[name2] is full of buckshot from [name1]'s sawed off shotgun
[name2] had a makeover by [name1]'s M4
[name2] feels some heart burn thanks to [name1]'s M4 assault rifle
[name2] is now shorter thanks to [name1]'s M4 assault rifle
[name2] has an upset stomach thanks to [name1]'s M4
[name2] was shredded by [name1]'s handgrenade shrapnel
[name2] tried to invade [name1]'s personal space
[name3] didn't throw his grenade far enough.
[name3]'s happy thought wasn't good enough.
[name3] got smushed.
[name3] melted.
[name3] blew up.
[name3] died.
[name3] does a back flip into the lava.