MS-FAQ

Q.  So, what is the Mod Squad?
Our Chief Programmer replies:
A.  We program Quake mods, hence the witty rhyme.

Q.  How do you find time to fight crime AND make such great
     super-neato Quake mods?
The Head of the Secret Police replies:
A.  Actually, Executive Order #12333 forced us to greatly
     reduce our covert operations.  Consequently, we have
     more free time availible to pursue other interests.

Q.  Wow, that CTF 4.0 really rocked.  How long did it take
     you to write that?!
Your Little Brother's Best Friend replies:
A.  Er... actually that wasn't us; that was Threewave.

Q.  What about Future vs. Fantasy?  That was pretty cool
     too.
An Aged Fransican Monk replies:
A.  No no, actually that wasn't us either.

Q.  Oh, well what exactly HAVE you done then?
The Resident Spokesman from the Department of Redundancy Department
     Spokesman-in-Resident replies:
A.  We have released several Quake mods over the last few
     months, and many Quake mods as well.  These include
     such fabulous hits as Quake Superheroes, Duel,
     Nightfall, Find the SPAM, and Quake Superheroes.

Q.  Oh yeah, those were great.  Forgot about those.  What
     are you working on now?
Our Copyright Lawyer replies:
A.  Our current project is entitled "Gunship" (copyright
     Mod Squad, 1997) and is a side-scrolling shooter
     that is loosely based on other unnamable games of the
     past.

Q.  What a stupid idea.  Making Quake into a Shooter?!
Yoda, the Jedi Master replies:
A.  For 800 years have I wrote Quake mods, my own council
     will I keep.

Q.  The Quake Superheroes page looks pretty neato, but it
     takes about 4 1/2 hours to load.  What's up with that?
A Random Used Car Salesman replies:
A.  Well then friend, the problem isn't with the page, the
     problem is with your internet connection.  You are
     obviously using inferior technology to peruse the 'net.
     What you need, now stay here with me boy, is an OC-3!
     Now, you're in luck, step right over here I'll show you
     what we've got.

Q.  Why is the sky blue?
The Prime Minister replies:
A.  It mainly has to do with the water vapor in the air.  As
     you know, when you look at a little bit of water it is
     clear, but when you look at a lot of water it is blue
     (sorta).  Well, it's the same with air.  When you look
     at a lot of it, the water vapor in the air makes it
     look blue.

Q.  How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck
     would chuck wood?
Pinky and the Brain reply:
A.  This is just getting silly.  Everyone knows that a wood
     chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a wood
     chuck could chuck wood.  Which they can.  We have
     proof.

Q.  Who frequently asks these questions anyway?
Our Web P1mp replies:
A.  You'd be surprised.
