
                               -SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM presents...
                       

                               -A Frankie Burke Production
                      

                               -A level by Jed Kirchner


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                           + CRANKY STEVE'S HAUNTED WHOREHOUSE +
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Mission Briefing
+++ CLASSIFIED INFORMATION +++

	After a thorough investigation regarding the reported deaths of several homeless people
and Dairy Queen employees in the State of New Jersey it has been confirmed that the Strogg have
in fact established a secret underground base beneath a brothel in the downtown Hoboken area in
which they have constructed a huge, powerful supercomputer.  Intel reports show, among other
things, that this computer emits strange noises and is located in a really large room.  We,
unfortunately, know precious little about this room but it is entirely within the realm of
possibility that the aforementioned computer is being used to hack into our military defense
systems.  Now, you should know as well as I do that should control of our nuclear warheads fall
into the hands of the Strogg it could bring about the end of western civilization as we know it,
moderately wounding Dick Clark in the process.

	You have been selected for this mission because your previous combat experience shows
that you possess a certain talent for hitting switches and firing projectiles in the general
direction of aliens.  You should consider it your priority to shut down the Strogg supercomputer
at all costs, even if it involves blowing up the computer core, destroying the entire base, or
a restored garden wheel horse tractor of some sort.  We don't know very much about the highly
advanced computer technology you're going to encounter but fortunately we were able to enlist
the help of a highly regarded computer systems expert who will be in contact with you throughout
the mission.  With his assistance you should be able to render the Strogg supercomputer
inoperative and maybe even find my car missing keys...

                                                                         
                                                                         -General Woodsey Mcmoses

+++ END TRANSMISSION +++


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* HOW TO RUN THIS LEVEL *
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Create a folder in your Quake2 directory called 'cranky' and put the .pak file in there.  Then
create a shortcut to Quake2 and add to the command line:

+set game cranky +map cranky +set skill x

(where x=0,1,2, or 3)

Or, instead of making a shortcut, you could just bring up the Quake2 console and type

game cranky
skill x
map cranky

which I find to be a lot easier.


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* ADDITIONAL LEVEL INFORMATION *
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TITLE                   : Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse
FILENAME                : cranky.zip
.zip CONTENTS           : pak0.pak
                          cranky.txt
AUTHOR                  : Jed Kirchner
e-Mail                  : jed@gamedesign.net
HOMEPAGE                : http://www.angelfire.com/nh/rdp
                          Cranky Steve and Jeff K also have their own respective webpages at
                          http://www.somethingawful.com/cranky
                          and
                          http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk
DATE                    : 05/05/2000
SINGLE PLAYER           : Yes
CO-OPERATIVE            : no
DEATHMATCH              : no
DIFFICULTY SETTINGS ?   : Yes
NEW TEXTURES ?          : Yes
NEW SOUNDS ?            : Yes
CD TRACK #              : 0


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* CONSTRUCTION *
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PREFABS USED            : Wheelswitch prefab by EutecTic
EDITORS USED            : Worldcraft 1.6
UTILITIES USED          : ArghRad 2.01
                          Wally 1.39H Beta
                          Qped 2.0
                          Mapspy 0.7
KNOWN BUGS              : None
                          
COMPILE MACHINE         : PENTIRUM 3 5000
                          132 K RAM
                          NUMBAR 9 VIDEO CARD
                          JOYSTICK
                          MOUSE
                          KEYBOARED
                          33 INCH MONITAR 

QBSP3                   : ?      
VIS                     : 5765      Seconds
ArghRad                 : 6223      Seconds


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* M4d pr0pZ to: *
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Shaun Ross              : beta testing

Doc Russell             : additional beta testing

Various AQ2 authors
whose textures/skies
I used (y'all know
who you are)

David Hyde              : for compiling a custom .dll for my level (even though I ended up not
                          using it)

Leonard Crabs           : legal issues

Erik                    : his exceptional series of q2dm maps were what first inspired me to
                          take up level editing


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* OTHER LEVELS BY JED *
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Quake II SP             : Burial at Sea

Blood II CTF            : Cl4N 0DB'z P14YH0UZ3


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* COPYRIGHT/PERMISSIONS *
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Authors MAY NOT use this level as a base to build additional levels.

You MUST NOT distribute this level UNLESS you INCLUDE THIS FILE WITH
NO MODIFICATIONS. If you don't co-operate, then DON'T DISTRIBUTE IT
IN ANY FORM.
This LEVEL may be distributed ONLY over the Internet and/or BBS systems
You are NOT authorized to put this LEVEL on any CD or distribute it in
any way without my written permission.

Jeff K, the Pepsi logo, Cranky Steve, and Quake II  1999-2000 Somethingawful.com
All rights reserved.
 
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