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E.L.F.

The Electronic Liberation Front.

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Good morning!

Welcome from the E.L.F.!

Here's a short discription about our members and what they do for us, and more
importantly, you!

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Harbinger -

The Harbinger is our head levels creator, as well as being totally obsessed
with Quake, Quake ][ & TA. Harbinger does almost all of our maps since no-one
else can be bothered.
(He insists that people call him the master at TA and Quake, otherwise he'll
crawl into a corner and sulk)
He's kind've the project leader at the moment.

(PS: It has now been decided that he is the Harbinger of fish.
 Just don't ask, okay?)

My address is:

harbinger@storm-1.freeserve.co.uk
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Doddie -

Unfortunatly, Doddie is a nearly-six-year-old psychopath, brother to the two
Skinners, who insists on being mentioned in all of our releases or he really
will crawl into a corner and sulk!

(OK, you can come out now Dod!)


SkinSki -

Harbinger's brother SkinSki is our best QC editor, and his main job lately
seems to be stealing other people's weapons and claiming the're his. We can
(probably) confirm that he created the plasma gun and others from scratch in
this project (Minus the models, sounds, gfx....), as well as fixing most of
the bugs in other people's code. Even so, we're never quite sure how much work 
he's really doing, or whether he's really doing any at all!

Fair play though, he has come up with a corker this time!

You can reach him at:

skinski@storm-1.freeserve.co.uk
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Dan -

Dan "Squirt" is our fastest Internet link, so we all have to be nice to him 
or he chews our ankles off. Apart from that, he's one of our most reliable
members. He put up and designed our official web page (No longer in existance)

His address is:

dan@theharpers.force9.co.uk
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ChopSki -

Not related to the Skinner brothers, ChopSki is our resident stuttering weirdo
(He probably won't mind if I say that), however, he owns one of our other
Internet links, so we all have to be nice to him too. He put up and designed
our second official(ish) web page.

His address is:

chopski@geocities.com
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Ruski -

If you've read the STORM.TXT, that really is his name, and we were not making
any of that up! He comes from the Ukraine, apparently lived near Chernobyl at
one time, and was once heard to mutter, "I have 5% radiation in my liver!"
(We havn't yet found out what that means, but we stand well back anyway) He is
currently somewhere in Russia without a visa to return since his his country
won't let him go, we did recive a letter which said something like:

Dear Edward (That's Death, see lower in the list)

I'm sorry I'm not back yet, but I couldn't get home since my country has
collapsed! I'll probably be back in two weeks.

That was around five months ago and we still haven't seen him. His sister has
returned however, and when questioned she told us that the Russian millitary
was refusing to let him go, and he is going to try smuggling himself out by
driving over the Urals in the dead of night and running through the channel
tunnel on foot.

(Funnily enough I did hear of a Russian man being caught last month attempting
to walk through the tunnel, well, you never know!)


Edward "Death" (Breath) Percy

Percy, our resident loon, is about equal to Ruski on the weirdness stakes,
being completly off his head and liable to say anything.

Favourite saying -

"Heh heh heh, Percy! Heh heh heh, Tanks! Tiger Tanks! Heh heh heh."

Very weird, but a useful tea-boy if you gag him.

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Well, that's the E.L.F. the elite fighting forces of the millenium, determined
to bring peace, justice, and a debugged version of Storm to you sometime
before kingdom come.

Amen Brother! Amen!
