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           By Tom Goldsmith - tomguk@globalnet.co.uk


Thanks for downloading GTA -  Desktop Destruction! I hope you enjoy 
it! There may be a few bugs in this at the moment, but I i'll try
to sort them for the next release.

Before you start:

1) Desktop Destruction requires as much system resources as you can give
it, do not run too many other program's in the background. And, if you do,
make use of the pause (ctrl+p).

2) If the graphics become garbled, rerun the install program and choose
"Change Graphic Drivers" then pick "Standard Windows Drivers" to resolve
them.


Installation
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Unzip the download, and double click on the setup.exe. Define
where you want it to install to, and then PLAY!! If the graphics


Instructions
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Hold your mouse over one of the the telephones to see which 
mission it is. Click on that phone to select that mission.


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Tanks For The Memory - Easy
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Move the tank to the left and right using the left 
and right keys (duh!) and try to crash into the cars. Each
car is worth a different amount of points, depending on the 
chance of it appearing onscreen. 

Try not to hit the Cop car, because no matter how macho you 
think you are it will deduct 8 points! (althouh that loss 
may be worth it :-)

Points
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Taxi           =     1 point
Regal          =     2 points
Mundeo         =     3 points
Classic        =     4 points
Cossie         =     6 points
Lava Car (mine)=     10 points

Cop car        =     -8 points

V1.2 - Cut scene added at the end. Sound to come for cut scene.

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Water Disaster - Medium
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Move the boat left and right using the <-- and --> keys, and
try to collect the briefcases and coins without hitting the 
rocks. Hitting a rock will take 3 seconds off your counter.

A briefcase is worth 5 points, and the coin is 8 points.

V1.4 - Cut scene added at the end.

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Death From Above - Hard
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Use the left and right keys to move the person left or right.
There are four keys which throw crates each at different 
distances. The keys are shown below. This game does not have 
a time limit, but you only have 50 crates to chuck.. pick 
those cars carefully!

Right Shift   - Next lane up
Return        -      "
Backspace     - Top Lane

You can't throw into the bottom lane... so you can only watch
those juicy points fly by!

Points
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The 'better' ars are worth more points. Im sure you can work 
out which ones :)

Hit the Coach for a Mass kill bonus..

After a certain number of cars come along, a fire truck will
drive along the road. Big points if you get it!

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Questions and Answers
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Q: Can I sell this game?
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No.

Q: Can I put this game on my website?
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Sorry, but I would rather only have it available on my site.
Later on, I may grant people permission to post it on their
own pages. If you think you really should have it on your 
site (especially big game sites! :) email me at 
tomguk@globalnet.co.uk and I will pass sentance on you...


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Credits
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Tom Goldsmith (thats me) - Game designer, concept, producer, 
author

DMA - For an exellent game!

Shout outs to:
Klamy, muguwm, mouse, mendel, Ringo and schu for help and other shit :)


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Top Plugs
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Pile Up (mine)- http://www.gibbed.com/pileup
Spray Shop    - http://www.klamy.co.uk
Mugwums'      - http://www.mugwum.co.uk
Squish        - http://www.warzone.com/squish
GTA Ideas     - http://www.informatik.uni-bremen.de/~mendel/gta/index.html

ummm.... sorry if I forgot yours.

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Other stuff
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I used GTACars for getting the graphics. You can get GTACars at:
http://www.fifengr.com/gtacars

I also use GTAWave for the sounds.

All the sounds, graphics etc in this game are either by me or DMA. And Copy
right as well. ok?




Disclaimer		: I assume no responsibility for anything of any sort
			  in any way, shape, or form,for any screw-ups
			  or even minor inconveniences this game causes you,
			  , nor any other person,living or dead -- that you
                          have or will ever have any contact with in even the
                          slightest form.
			  This game has been tested and tested, so it shouldn't
                          mess with your computer or anything else remotely 
                          associated with it (exept maybe your social
                          life).  But if it DOES, then too damn bad.  Don't come
                          cryin' to me.  It must be something YOU did.



* Copywrite stuff *

This file is provided by the author "as is", and any expressed or implied
warranties, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of
merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose are disclaimed.  In
absolutely no event shall the author be liable for any direct, indirect,
incidental, special, exemplary, or consequential damages (including, but
not limited to, procurement of substitute goods or services; loss of
use, data, or profits; or business interruption) however caused and on
any theory of liability, whether in contract, strict liability, or tort
(including negligence or otherwise) arising in any way out of the use of
the information herein contained, even if advised of the possibility of
such damage.

Basically, if your PC is buggered, its not my fault. :)

HAVE FUN!!!
