
Announcing the Top Secret Napster Pig-Encoder for OS/2


According to the good people at Aimster (http://www.aimster.com/pigencoder.phtml), a move is afoot to secretly encode filenames before logging onto Napster since the Recording studios have attempted to block certain files from download. Aimster has come up with a top secret algorithm to encrypt filenames for Napster users and our labs have been busy day and night trying to come up with an algorithm that will work interchangeably with theirs.

Late last night, one of our brightest software engineers made a huge breakthrough and hit the encoding jackpot! Many times, due to the constant pressures of business and our high research and development costs, we have to charge exorbitant fees for our work. In light of the many who have given so much, we felt compelled to put our top programmers, graphic artists and ergonomic experts on a project to make the algorithm available to the users of OS/2.

Please check out the website listed above for more information from the good folks at Aimster explaining the current situation.



Instructions


1. Unzip the archive. (OK, you've already done that)

2. Run "PigCode.exe"

3. Enter the words you want encrypted in the lower entry field.

4. Press <Enter> or click the "Encrypt" button.

5. The secret code is now in the upper entry field.

6. Click the "Clipboard" button to send the secret code to the clipboard.

7. Paste the secret code into the search field of your Napster clone.

8. Learn to talk pig-latin so the names don't look so silly.



We apologise profusely for the lack of a heavy duty installation routine but our programming team is exhausted.
